Saturday, November 05, 2005
Bits of conversation for your amusement:
(14:45:59) Kenneth Ross: we conculded that everything was absurd anyway
(14:46:08) Me: exactly
(14:46:56) Me: I'm just waiting for the universe itself to realize that and give up its pretentious natural laws and fall apart in a beautiful, sparkling apocalypse
(14:47:13) Kenneth Ross: never happen
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(14:48:13) Me: the people don't have to realize it. The universe does
(14:48:25) Me: I guess first we have to give the universe a consciousness
(14:48:34) Kenneth Ross: yeah
(14:48:40) Me: or accept Jung's universal subconsciousness
(14:49:32) Me: that solves it then.... all we have to do is put speakers all over the world connected to one microphone that we have and then we have to simultaneously dose everyone on the planet on a high dose of LSD and then explain to them the absurdity of everything
(14:53:32) Kenneth Ross: lol what a weird typo, on this announcement of a meeting comming up on the schools webpage, one of ours professors name is Chris and they accidently spelled it Christ.
(14:54:01) Me: you should feel special, the second coming is at your school and Armageddon is really going to happen in America not Israel
(14:57:06) Kenneth Ross: but first i get a shower cause i needs one
(14:57:40) Me: get naked, get in the shower, turn the water on, close your eyes, and when you open them you will find yourself on a rainy day in times square
(14:58:08) Kenneth Ross: hopefully still not naked
(14:58:14) Me: nope, still naked
(14:58:23) Me: and you will wonder how you got there
(14:58:25) Kenneth Ross: then invisible to those surronding
(14:58:31) Me: and as soon as you just about figure it out you will blink
(14:58:33) Kenneth Ross: or dreaming
(14:58:35) Me: and find yourself back in your shower
(14:58:54) Kenneth Ross: that would actually be kinda cool