Thursday, February 14, 2008
I have a piece of a conversation log to share to help in convincing anyone who still believe that I have sanity otherwise. ;) Due to the graphic and profane nature of the log, I've hidden it in the cut below. Viewing it implies your acceptance of some disclaimer I'm too lazy to make up. Oh, and names obscured to protect the guilty.
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(19:36:12) Me: I wanna get a frat boy and tie him up on a billboard in crucifixion posture completely naked with a giant magnifying glass right on his dick so that people driving down the highway see him stuck up there with his dick magnified huge
(19:36:52) Matt: rofl
(19:37:39) Me: we just couldn't let [Somebody] drive down that road
(19:37:48) Matt: lol
(19:37:48) Me: he'd see the giant dick and be so distracted that he'd get in a wreck
(19:38:10) Matt: lol
(19:38:22) Me: then he'd climb up the ladder and start blowing the dick and all of the dying people laying on the ground from the wreck would see as their last vision the site of a giant dick being sucked up in the sky
(19:38:42) Matt: rofl
(19:39:32) Me: and there'd be one gay guy dying in the highway and it'd turn him on so much that at the moment he died he sprayed a load of cum so when the paramedics arrive they will find his cum covered body laying on the road and be like what the holy fuck happened here
(19:40:03) Me: the streets would be flowing with blood and cum under the sight of the giant dick
(19:40:18) Matt: you are sick and need help
(19:40:26) Me: then Jesus would come back and be like motherfucker, is this the world I created? Fuck this shit. I'm undying for your sorry sick asses
(19:40:44) Matt: lol
(19:41:04) Matt: I ma sure he already knows how fucked up we are
(19:41:34) Me: then Krishna would walk in and be like, cool dude, this shit is trippy and then all of the dead bodies would get up and start flopping around dancing like zombies chanting Hare Krishna and then the credits to the movie would roll